![]() In case you missed the hype all those years ago, 2 Girls 1 Cup is about two horny lasses who like each other so much they decide to eat each other’s shit out of a cup. It was a Brazilian scat fetish porno that took the internet by storm, but while everyone and their grandmother was sharing the video with each other in disbelief, the Gen Z PEDESTRIAN.TV staff members were still watching Saturday Disney and feeding their Tamagotchis, blissfully unaware. So while plenty of players in this squad will hope to put themselves in the frame for an appearance at Wembley over the next week, it might be that Ten Hag already knows most of his starting XI.Back in 2007, a man called Marco Fiorito released his directorial masterpiece, Hungry Bitches, which the internet would soon know as 2 Girls 1 Cup. Ten Hag was full of praise for Garnacho last week, but he also indicated he had to improve from a defensive viewpoint and that makes a start against City in a cup final unlikely. This assignment is likely to come too soon for Alejandro Garnacho, who can make an impact off the bench. With Fernandes in the front three only one of Antony, Jadon Sancho or Anthony Martial could play and on form, it is the £85million winger who should be winning that argument. If Fernandes plays on the left it would allow Ten Hag to use Rashford through the middle and Antony on the right. Marcus Rashford's return to training after illness is a timely boost and the 25-year-old is a guaranteed starter in the cup final. Marcel Sabitzer is out for the rest of the season and the Brazilian's energy and industry could also disrupt City. If that is the case then it is probably Fred who is the beneficiary and who has most to gain this week. Fernandes might be crucial in disrupting that approach. That intelligence in terms of closing passing lanes and pressing opponents could be vital against a City side that will push John Stones from central defender to midfield when in possession. He has so many skills and it’s a pleasure to work with players like him." He can play in between lines and give the pass but also for himself he can get behind the lines. ![]() He knows when to track back and close passing lines, to close opponents, even if our press gets beat he knows when to get back. "As a 10 we know what he can do, but also from the side he’s a very good presser, he understands the moment when to close down, and when to put an opponent in trouble. "He can play several roles, from that perspective you need players like Bruno to be successful, we have seen against Everton he can play from a deeper role and he brings passes," Ten Hag said after last month's win against Villa. Given what Ten Hag said after the most recent win against Villa, the idea of Fernandes reprising that role - or on the left - at Wembley feels realistic. ![]() Fernandes played on the right wing in the Old Trafford derby in January, a role he also played twice against Aston Villa this season. Aaron Wan-Bissaka has jumped ahead of Diogo Dalot at right-back and his greater defensive quality should win the day.Ĭasemiro, Christian Eriksen and Bruno Fernandes are the midfield trio of choice this season and all will surely start against City, but perhaps not in the usual set-up. Raphael Varane, Victor Lindelof and Luke Shaw are all playing well. David de Gea is a certainty in goal and any changes in the back four would be a major surprise. It feels like most of this team picks itself. There will be the narrative that cup final places are up for grabs. That adds an extra incentive to these games against Chelsea and Fulham, especially if Ten Hag makes changes on the final day of the season. They already have a win over Pep Guardiola's team this season to boost their cause ahead of that Wembley showdown and we can be sure Ten Hag is already picking his team and deciding on plans for the final. Ten Hag and his players will be focused on success for their own careers but you can be sure they will be aware of the wider significance of stopping City from adding the FA Cup to the Premier League ahead of the Champions League final. United are now the best side standing between City and the treble, a feat that would put them in the same bracket as Sir Alex Ferguson's 1999 side.ĪLSO READ: What Ten Hag said in his first United press conference and what has changed It would further enhance the sense of improvement around the team this season.īut there's little doubt that the biggest game remaining this season is the 63rd and last. United should comfortably secure the point they need to qualify for the Champions League against either Chelsea or Fulham and they will be aiming for the two wins that will secure third place as well. Manchester United have a job to do over the next two games and Erik ten Hag is insisting focus remains on that, but it's hard for thoughts not to drift towards Wembley on June 3 and a seismic Manchester derby.
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